when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
i like how in Don’t Stop The Music, Rihanna asks nicely. She’s all like “PLEASE don’t stop the music”. At least some celebrities have manners
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD